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- sober Free society motto: sober Free is the way to be
- sober Free credo: to be sober Free, one must be Free of sobriety (bla
bla bla, just skip to the last sentence). the artificially influenced mind is ones
most
powerful ally and enemy. balance and control, if not innate, is unacceptable in the sober
Free society. life in the sober Free society is the manifestation of functional inebriation.
- sober Free society mission statement: 'under development'
- 10 commandments of the sober Free society:
1. thou shalt hula-hoop sober Free
2. thou shalt not refuse the consumption of an
alcoholic beverage¹
3. thou shalt not refuse the consumption of a
narcotic substance of thou choosing²
4. thou shalt not vomit³
5. if thou shalt not hula-hoop sober Free, thou
shalt demonstrate publicly
6. thou shalt honor thy sober Free brothers and sisters
7. thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
sober Free friend, nor thy neighbor, nor thy fellow brothers and sisters
8. thou shalt not take the name of the sFs in vain; for the sFs will not hold him guiltless that taketh
the name in vain.
9. the seventh day is the sabbath of the sFs: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor
thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates
10. for in six days the sFs made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the
seventh day: wherefore the sFs blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
- foot notes/exceptions to the 10 commandments:
¹ unless the operation of heavy machinery is consecutive, or see³
² unless a piss test is unavoidable, or see³
³ unless the only other option is the stomach pump
(stomach pumping isn't really that bad, unless you die)
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